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  • shiankuraaf
    03-16 12:45 PM
    to see you get defensive and try to make a case etc...........it amuses me........thats why i am doing it!!! :)

    I am just started looking at IV, even though I have joined more than six months ago, and I already started feeling that immigration system in US made many immigrant people crazy, sarcaustic and egoistic and offcourse fools.

    This guy must be made up of one of those. Please advise him to visit a good psychotherapist for pshycho analysis of an immigrant struck in queue.

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  • jkays94
    07-10 02:39 AM
    It seems several persons are already discrediting the lawsuit and from the comments I have seen, it is apparent that some have not read the entire complaint.

    In order to understand how a civil lawsuit works one needs to understand that in a complaint, one makes no legal arguments, does not cite case or precedent law but only cites the simple facts. The other side can respond to the complaint and deny or accept the allegations in part or in whole. Many cases do not go to trial, they end up in settlements or are decided through summary judgement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summary_judgment) (for the plaintiff or the defendants) if the case has undisputable matters of facts and one of the parties petitions for it. Several processes also take place ie Discovery long before an actual trial. I recommend reading the following wikipedia entry to familiarize one at a high level with the processes and rules involved:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Rule_of_Civil_Procedure

    To get to the core legal arguments behind the case, one needs to read the counts (they are only stated and not argued/expounded on starting pg 13). Namely those are:

    COUNT I: VIOLATION OF THE FIFTH AMENDMENT (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution) (constitutional rights issue)
    COUNT II: VIOLATION OF THE ADMINISTRATIVE PROCEDURES ACT (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Administrative_Procedures_Act)
    COUNT III: DECLARATORY JUDGMENT ACT (http://www.justice.gov/usao/eousa/foia_reading_room/usam/title4/civ00036.htm)
    COUNT IV: EQUAL ACCESS TO JUSTICE ACT (http://www.hhs.gov/dab/guidelines/eaja.html)
    COUNT V: PROMISSORY ESTOPPEL (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promissory_estoppel#Promissory_estoppel)

    There are several laws cited above, its thus puzzling to see requests for one to cite the laws USCIS/DOS is accused of violating when its all there in the lawsuit. The plaintiff has the burden of proving the counts they have stated at the appropriate time and not in the complaint. One does not play all their cards in the initial complaint.

    Even more puzzling is the persistent fear that there would be retributory action from USCIS. Judges do not take kindly to such behavior and USCIS would have no chance defending itself on charges of retaliatory actions.





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  • desi3933
    02-24 01:57 PM
    If you apply for H1B, you will only whatever left in L1B and not six years.

    That is not correct, snathan.

    L1B+H1B can not exceed 6 years out of that L1B can not exceed 5 years.


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  • qesehmk
    02-08 08:24 PM
    Frankly I think that this lawyer is just posting provocative material to make himself popular. He has made many predictions and number of "useful" analysis in the past, most of which were found to be untrue. I used to read his posts until recently I figured out that the analysis was unreliable. This is just my opinion.

    I am tempted to think the same way ... although I am not sure.

    By the way .... I don't understand the difference between unused and wasted. If I am not wrong, waste happens when a) visa number is issued and is never used in a fiscal year. b) visa numbers are available but USCIS isn't able to produce enough demand.



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  • abhijitp
    07-25 02:29 PM
    http://www.google.com/answers/threadview?id=559556

    If an applicant for adjustment wishes to take a new job in the same
    or similar occupational classification at the job that was the basis
    of his or her employment-based I-140 AND the I-485 has been pending
    180 days or more, the new employer may be substituted into the
    existing I-485 application without disrupting the application at all.
    This is accomplished very easily - NO new petition and no new fees.
    Step 1: The applicant notifies INS of the change in intent by letter.
    Step 2: The Service should then make a request for a letter of
    employment from the new employer.
    Voila! Done deal."
    http://www.ilw.com/articles/2001,0705-Latour.shtm





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  • desi3933
    02-02 02:32 PM
    Thanks for your inputs Desi.

    .....
    one must be employed at all times on EAD
    ......

    Not Correct. One must have a LC job offer and it must be available at all times since PD to the date of I-485 approval.

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  • snathan
    11-13 01:24 AM
    Did you see that whoever is crying for spillover is EB2 India. or EB3 ROW. He has his priority date pretty close to cutoff dates in bulletin. So they think by doing spillover their greencard will come few months earlier. This is a selfish thinking. IV should not help such people. They do not care about us. They only care about getting their own greencard. I will oppose this campaign and send letters against this campiagn to whoever you are sending. This campiagn does no help to EB3 India. I am sure many EB2 ROW will oppose you and send letters against your letters. You are trying to delay EB2 ROW greencards by taking from their quota. Even Chinese will oppose you because there are too many Indians blocking the system for everyone.

    IV should spend money for EB3 India rather then EB2 India who are already in advantage.

    Please first donate before demanding IV to spend for you.





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  • green_mile
    09-21 06:01 PM
    apart from contributing 25$ a month? what is the action item? where the money goes and whom to donate?

    pardon my ignorance.:confused:



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  • reddymjm
    06-03 07:15 AM
    I stayed in US for full 5 years on L1-B visa and left US on 6-Jan-07
    This year I applied for H1-B and my application got selected in lottery
    Need your help in clearing my below doubts..

    1) I need to maintain 1 year gap between the day I left US ( 6-Jan-07 ) and the day I'm going to enter US so that I can stay in US for another 6 years on H1-B. Is my understanding correct?

    You will get 6 years as you were never on H1b before. See below I copied this from Immigration-law.com.
    Devices to Delay the Reach of H-1B Six-year Limit: Assuming one has to rely on 106(a) route because the pending labor certification has yet to be certified, one can consider one of the following devices:
    Overseas Trip and Recapture of H-1B Time: Currently, any period of time spent outside of the U.S. can be recaptured. This will allow stretch-out or delay of reaching the six-year limit and making him/her qualified for 7th-year H-1B extension.
    Change of status back and forth between H-1B and H-4 if both spouses are H-1B professionals: The Aytes memorandum decoupled H-4 from H-1B and any period in H-4 status will not count for H-1B six-year limit. Again this will delay reach of the H-1B six-year limit. Since they have already taken out H-1B cap number, they will not be subject to the H-1B annual cap and will be able to change back to H-1B anytime, even during the period of running out of annual H-1B cap numbers.
    Change of status back and forth between H-1B and other nonimmigrant status: Aytes memorandum made it clear that one does not have to maintain H-1B status to apply for 106(a) or 104(c) H-1B extension beyond six years. Again this will delay the reach of H-1B six-year limit and making them eligible for 106(a) or 104(c) extension.

    I would say talk to an attorney. You can talk to Murthy on Murthy.com chat.
    Find more details about Aytes memorandum
    2) Is it OK to go for VISA staming before 6-Jan-08?
    You can get it stamped.

    3) Do I need to consider any other facts than 1 year gap so that I can stay in US for another 6 years?
    Looks like nothing needed. u can come in asap.





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  • Leo07
    06-10 07:53 PM
    Thanks a bunch!



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  • skd
    09-17 04:33 PM
    If you have been following the news this week, the economy is really in trouble. Specifically financial and insurance sector. Dow plunged around 900 + points in last 2 days.





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  • yabadaba
    07-28 12:44 PM
    chantu..people like you are the cause of all the problems in the world. go take your brainwashed rss branded version of hinduism and get out of here...our faith, our belief and our core values are way too strong for losers like yourself whose "picture" will always be on the toilet seat even if its not there. forget on the toilet seat.. its in the toilet bowl



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  • vik352
    07-01 11:35 PM
    I talked to my Professor where I did my masters and he agreed to sign the online petition. He is one of top researchers in his field. Imagine if we can get signatures from such great . Professors, outstanding Scientists, CEO's and Directors of big companies, Journalists (like the one who wrote nice article in Washington post about legal immigration) and probably Bill Gates. This would create great attention for our cause. They are lots of people out there who support legal immigration and its time to bring them together and show it to the world in a petition.


    If anyone thinks this is a good idea, can you just leave a message saying that you support it. At least we know how many people are interested in this forum.





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  • grinch
    02-27 08:06 PM
    grinch you can use a shader glow material with the material on the object.. let me try to find a tutorial for something for ya.

    Hrmm icic. If you could find a tut, I'd be extremely appreciative.



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  • sprajulu
    07-01 04:09 PM
    We all should request politely to end the specific reservations.





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  • ca_immigrant
    07-13 11:18 AM
    This is simply the explanation as to why will EB2 India get a huge number and not so much for EB2 China (so when year end statistics come out, there would not be too much noise about why EB2 India got several thousands of visa numbers more than any other category).

    Indication that EB2 India will get huge numbers...this is just explanation as to why:)



    be ready next month my friend.


    -:)



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  • bala50
    05-08 10:43 PM
    Good to see a fellow chapter member get a green card.

    All the best and hope you will continue your support for PA-IV as always


    I had checked the status earlier this morning (as every other day) and as every other day there was no LUD. When I got home this evening saw the following email (got one for my wife's application too)

    I still remember very vividly the day I handed my papers to our HR in Sept 2002. It took our HR nine months to complete recruiting and send it to DoL. I am sure I will remember today and the day we get the physical cards better :)

    Receipt Number: SRC07192xxxxx

    Application Type: I485 , APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

    Current Status: Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident.

    On May 8, 2008, we mailed you a notice that we had registered this customer's new permanent resident status. Please follow any instructions on the notice. Your new permanent resident card should be mailed within 60 days following this registration or after you complete any ADIT processing referred to in the welcome notice, whichever is later.





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  • akhilmahajan
    09-19 11:27 AM
    What ever stopped the people in MA/NY/NJ to board the buses stopped the people in DC/VA/MD to get on to the Metro train and come to the rally. Its not the distance, as it may seem to you and me, But Its the lack of will, lack of commitment.

    If people think about San Jose rally and think it was a huge success, people showed up in 2 days yada yada.., there is a diff reason. Does it even need to be mentioned?

    All that I can tell you guys is we did more than our best to get the locals to get to the rally. We can only call/email them or give flyers and let them notify. The final 6 days, our active members had stood out at every place they could and distributed flyers to 3000-3500 people. All the six weeks they have been doing spreading the word.

    I hope your message was just expressing disappointment by the turn out an was not actually questioning the commitment of the people who worked on this.

    No body please question the commitment.
    About the reason only GOD knows.

    Buses were arranged from MA to DC, Tri-state to DC.
    Buses were fully funded by IV. We just requested ppl to hop on and fight for their own cause.

    Ppl were given every single thing to their doorsteps. We made phone calls, ran email campaigns asking and requesting ppl to share thei questions/concerns. What we did, we did it to our best. Rest is up to the ppl how much badly a change they need.

    So, i hope ur post was to show ur disppointment with the ppl who did not show up, but not to challenge the commitments of any of the volunteers.

    GO IV GO





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  • msadiqali
    09-14 04:13 PM
    what is EVL?

    I also got an RFE asking for my employer letter. I moved to IL from CA.

    I got the letter from employer and submitted to USCIS... waiting for answer..





    reddysn
    06-10 09:52 PM
    as far as I know what you have mentioned here is correct

    As far as I know L1 has no affect on the H1 filing. She can come US on L1 and if her H1 gets approved, she can continue to work on L1 with company A. To tranfer to H1, she has to go out of US and then re-enter after getting H1 visa stamped. This is based on my understanding and few of my friends who have done that. They were in US on L1 but filed their H1 through another company.





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