Sunday, July 3, 2011

funny quotes about children

    funny quotes about children. Funny Kid Quotes.
  • Funny Kid Quotes.



  • MacNut
    Mar 26, 12:42 PM
    Why not just have high fuel taxes ala Europe?In CT we are taxed I believe 50 cents on every gallon. The problem is that as gas prices rise people buy less of it and the taxes dry up.





    funny quotes about children. Funny Quote: I like children
  • Funny Quote: I like children



  • Gondry
    Oct 26, 02:10 PM
    Amazed to see the queue down the street and round the corner, joined it at 6.30pm fortunately it moved fast and was out the door with my copy within 20 minutes. Would have been quicker if I'd known about the upstairs!





    funny quotes about children. Posted in cute photos, funny
  • Posted in cute photos, funny



  • AppliedVisual
    Oct 10, 05:40 PM
    I think the Mini and Macbook will go C2D at the same time and this will be at the same time or just shortly after the Macbook Pro. With MBP line, I would expect the slowest CPU offering to be the 2.16GHz with an option of a 2.33GHz upgrade and the 2.33 will probably be standard on the 17". The Mini and Macbook will probably get the 1.6GHz and 1.83GHz C2D chips with an option to upgrade to the 2GHz C2D. At the 2GHz mark, it's still Core 2, but has half the cache and still a notch slower than MBP offerings. MBP may also have a 2GHz offering, but it will be the 4MB L2 cache chip.





    funny quotes about children. funny quotes about children
  • funny quotes about children



  • Eraserhead
    Nov 2, 12:05 PM
    I don't see Apple getting more than 10% marketshare anytime soon unless they do something significant.

    If they have the richest 10% than that's important as they probably buy 50% of software, to Apple $499 machines don't matter as the users are (generally) ignorant (as they don't want to spend a lot on a computer so generally don't care about them) and are therefore more likely to get Spyware/Viruses, they also don't buy any software (except possibly Office), Apple *wants* those users on Windows.

    Also their laptop share is already 12% in the US, with more stores that could grow to about 20% easily.



    more...


    funny quotes about children. Funny Quotes About Children.
  • Funny Quotes About Children.



  • Iscariot
    Apr 10, 12:09 AM
    The point of PP seems to be to get rid of the consequences

    PP offers a too easy fix to people's indiscretion

    Made up nonsense.





    funny quotes about children. Quotes about Children- Sayings
  • Quotes about Children- Sayings



  • stridemat
    Jan 6, 03:27 PM
    Facebook under settings

    Settings / Facebook / Push Notifications

    thanks for the help! I feel very stupid now!:o



    more...


    funny quotes about children. Funny Quotes About Children.
  • Funny Quotes About Children.



  • Chef Medeski
    Nov 21, 05:21 PM
    I haven't read the whole article yet, but from the sounds of it, it seems as though a laptop can be charged without plugging in it. That is the processor that converts heart to electricity could either charge the battery or provide it's own power to the laptop. That would extend battery life, not sure by how much, but if it is a decent amount, this technology would be great for laptops.

    Then again there's the heat issue. While the heat will provide electricity, your going to have to have a decent cooling system, which hopefully wouldn't suck to much power. Or maybe the converted power can be used only for the cooling system leaving the rest for the battery, thus conserving power anyways....just thinking aloud here though. :)

    lol.... decent amount... nah... about a couple minutes.





    funny quotes about children. Funny Quotes About Children.
  • Funny Quotes About Children.



  • reactions
    Nov 23, 04:11 PM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_2 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7D11 Safari/528.16)

    What a great story! Kid has initiative as must of got a good size loan to secure that Lot of white iPhone shells.

    Bet he gets a top notch hooker to eliminate his virginity



    more...


    funny quotes about children. If you like Funny 500: Knock
  • If you like Funny 500: Knock



  • jbzoom
    Nov 2, 04:38 AM
    http://www.macrumors.com/images/macrumorsthreadlogo.gif (http://www.macrumors.com/iphone/2009/11/05/why-an-rfid-enabled-iphone/)

    Multiple reports have come in that Apple is researching (http://www.macrumors.com/2009/11/05/apple-experimenting-with-rfid-enabled-iphone-prototypes/) RFID (http://www.macrumors.com/2009/07/09/new-apple-iphone-patent-applications-surface-object-and-facial-recognition-messaging-voice-modulation/) integration (http://www.macrumors.com/2009/07/02/haptic-feedback-fingerprint-identification-and-rfid-tag-readers-in-future-iphones/) into the iPhone, but some may still be wondering what such functionality would bring to the table for consumers.

    Firstly, we should note that RFID is a catch-all term that describes a vast array of technologies and standards. RFID tags can be relatively large and battery-powered, such as ones used in toll collection, to small "passive" tags that can be embedded into credit cards, drivers licenses (called "Enhanced Drivers Licenses" in the U.S.), passports, or stuck onto a piece of merchandise.

    Currently, cell-phone usage of RFID technology is centered around Near Field Communication (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near_Field_Communication) (NFC). NFC has three main usage scenarios: a phone acting as an RFID tag; a phone acting as an RFID reader; and peer to peer communication (P2P).

    In RFID tag mode, a phone could be used as a payment device (like a credit card), an identity card, or act as a car key. In RFID reader mode the phone would be able to interact with tags in its vicinity. This article and video (http://www.nearfield.org/2009/04/iphone-rfid-nfc) demonstrates how an iPhone with RFID could use physical objects to control media playback. And in P2P mode, Bluetooth pairing can be streamlined.

    These are just a few ways that RFID could be used in an iPhone. When or if it becomes a reality isn't clear, but hopefully now you have a better idea of what the potential is for Apple's research in this area.

    Article Link: Why an RFID-enabled iPhone? (http://www.macrumors.com/iphone/2009/11/05/why-an-rfid-enabled-iphone/)

    Apple is believed to be working on technologies where your iOS device carries the configuration details of your OSX device, while the OSX device is backed up in the cloud. Then merely placing your iOS device next to another OSX device will enable that OSX device to be temporarily configured as if it were yours. And removing the iOS device will make the OSX device return to its original state. No wonder they are interested in short range radio technologies...





    funny quotes about children. A funny look at a deeply
  • A funny look at a deeply



  • Zaty
    Apr 3, 12:09 PM
    In my opinion, Pages is not all that bad. It needs some tweaking and Apple has to fix some bugs. I'm sure Pages 2 will be a great app for everyone who wants to do basic wordprocessing and publishing without the limitations of TextEdit. I guess most people are disappointed with Pages because of the following two reasons:

    a) Pages wasn't finished when it was released
    b) Pre-MWSF rumours were talking about an MS Office replacement or killer so many people think of Pages as being a replacement for Word. But I think Pages was never intended to replace Word, it's more like iMovie vs. FCP/FCE.



    more...


    funny quotes about children. Funny Quotes About Children.
  • Funny Quotes About Children.



  • beatzfreak
    Apr 27, 03:39 PM
    What was Trump saying about our jobs going to China?

    Trump also told CNN last year: "When it comes to manufacturing, China is making all of these products. And they could be made in North Carolina, they could be made in Alabama, they could be made in lots of our places. And right now they're not. Personally, I'd tax China very, very heavily. "

    http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/04/27/trump_made_in_china/trump_china_arrow.jpg

    more... (http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/04/27/trump_made_in_china/index.html)

    Run Donald run!





    funny quotes about children. This one is quite funny,
  • This one is quite funny,



  • Zaty
    Apr 3, 12:09 PM
    In my opinion, Pages is not all that bad. It needs some tweaking and Apple has to fix some bugs. I'm sure Pages 2 will be a great app for everyone who wants to do basic wordprocessing and publishing without the limitations of TextEdit. I guess most people are disappointed with Pages because of the following two reasons:

    a) Pages wasn't finished when it was released
    b) Pre-MWSF rumours were talking about an MS Office replacement or killer so many people think of Pages as being a replacement for Word. But I think Pages was never intended to replace Word, it's more like iMovie vs. FCP/FCE.



    more...


    funny quotes about children. funny quotes about children
  • funny quotes about children



  • Giuly
    Apr 29, 03:13 PM
    I'm expecting both a retail DVD release as well as a downloadable release. I'll personally be getting the DVD for easier install on multiple machines.
    http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/1103/screenshot20110429at101.png
    You know that DVDs are slow, right? Even this 5400RPM drive is 4x faster than the DVD would be. This is my gray install DVD, which I'm going to replace with Lion once it's out, btw. This works fine with USB sticks/SD cards and the regular Snow Leopard DVD as well, if you need it more often. Just make sure to get an USB stick that is faster than the DVD (~10MB/s).





    funny quotes about children. funny quotes about children
  • funny quotes about children



  • scaredpoet
    Dec 27, 08:57 PM
    Also you would have to say the Consumerist (well-respected blog) is lying and AT&T isn't. Do you really believe that?

    I believe the Consumerist will be more than willing to hype incorrect information it has received from an uninformed rep if it means increased site traffic, especially if it furthers the aim of hyping up a theme that's en vogue right now. It's a blog with a business interests and it receives revenue based on traffic, and that means it, like any other blog with business interests, has an agenda to pursue.

    So like every other "news" source on the internet, I take what I read with a grain of salt.



    more...


    funny quotes about children. friends, funny photos |
  • friends, funny photos |



  • tech4all
    Oct 30, 04:13 PM
    ....I want better management tools for iWeb.

    I'm curious as to what you mean be better management tools.





    funny quotes about children. Children, funny quotes,
  • Children, funny quotes,



  • itcheroni
    Apr 3, 09:24 PM
    State Projected FY 2012 deficit (Deficit as percent
    of 2011 spending)

    1. Nevada - $1,500,000,000 (45%)
    2. New Jersey - $10,500,000,000 (37%)
    3. Texas - $13,400,000,000 (32%)
    4. California - $25,400,000,000 (29%)
    5. Oregon - $1,800,000,000 (25%)
    6. Minnesota - $3,800,000,000 (24%)
    7. Louisiana - $1,600,000,000 (21%)
    8. New York - $10,000,000,000 (19%)
    9. Connecticut - $3,200,000,000 (18%)
    10 South Carolina - $877,000,000 (17%)


    more...


    funny quotes about children. Funny Quotes About Children.
  • Funny Quotes About Children.



  • gloss
    Sep 27, 09:33 AM
    I doubt a software update can magically change your crappy Intel 950 in to a worthwhile GPU.

    Of course not. But it could allow multi-core support in OpenGL, which would be dandy and, yes, would affect performance even on integrated graphics systems.





    funny quotes about children. PHOTO FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT
  • PHOTO FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT



  • mattcube64
    Apr 11, 05:29 PM
    Your gas is also taxed to hell; meanwhile, I bet your minimum wage is higher, while your cost of living is comparable or lower.

    We're at $3.59/Gal right now. Definitely not as bad as some of you have it, but it totally sucks as a poor as hell college student. A fill-up costs me about $60, and lasts me about two weeks. But anytime I want to go home (which, I will for Easter), I will go through about two tanks.

    EDIT: Decided to do the research myself; see that you actually don't have a minimum wage in effect. I applaud you, as I don't believe in a minimum wage, myself. That said, what I said does hold true for a fair amount of countries that make fun of Americans for complaining about gasoline prices.





    funny quotes about children. funny quotes for kids.
  • funny quotes for kids.



  • Apple OC
    Mar 11, 10:19 PM
    Ok now- let's just make one thing clear. :D

    I'm single. I need a sexy car, not a four door. :)

    They don't come any sexier than an American Corvette





    Liquorpuki
    Apr 10, 12:42 AM
    Margaret Sanger had "interesting" views of minorities

    Sanger was a racist. She also died half a century ago. Maybe if she was still alive today, she'd be pissed that PP currently employs minorities. Maybe because both me and my girlfriend are minorities and have used PP for STD testing, contraception, etc, she'd be pissed that resources were spent on us.

    Who cares though because this is all beside the point. All the racial talk is just proof by obfuscation.

    I love how in 2009 Planned Parenthood did 332,278 abortion and 977 adoption referrals, that's like 340 to 1

    http://www.plannedparenthood.org/files/PPFA/PP_Services.pdf

    Don't forget the approx 10 million cases of treatment, consulting, testing, and cancer screening that are also on that document. Since we're all about numbers right now, those are pretty important too.





    inkswamp
    Sep 1, 04:28 AM
    I'm hoping one of the super secret features is a completely reworked Finder. While I don't think it's a deal-breaker by any means, I have to agree with those who say that the Finder is generally sluggish in ways that it should not be. I have a Windows XP box on my desk next to my G5 and XP's windows and menus are lightning fast and immediately responsive. Further, icons and file lists are pulled up instantaneously. With the Finder on the G5, there's always that little pause or the list of files take a second or two to show up or icons take a while to load. There's no reason Apple shouldn't be equal to or better than XP's interface, but it's not. It's the one area where Apple hasn't quite nailed it.

    Still, I would take OS X over XP any day, but it sure would be good news to me to hear a fully revamped Finder with all these slowdowns ironed out.





    wsteineker
    May 26, 01:50 AM
    Originally posted by macktheknife
    I use Macs and PCs (running XP and NT) on a regular basis. Hardware recognition ("Plug and Play") is definitely better on the Mac. However, agree almost 100% with you that Windows XP has gotten much better in recognizing hardware. Through continued industry standardization, Windows is bound to get better with recognizing hardware.
    Yes, but that's just the industry bending to MS's will, not Microsoft actually producing a quality product. That's what's so frustrating here!





    r.j.s
    Mar 20, 08:08 PM
    Call or email the news desk or the editor.





    reden
    Mar 26, 06:30 PM
    Who honestly cares? Lame. I saw a black guy and a mexican guy chatting outside a bookstore yesterday. Let's focus on that.

    Nice dude, you really had to go there right? A good'ol racist comment.



    Source URL: http://lawoutsider.blogspot.com/2011/07/funny-quotes-about-children.html
    Visit Fashion and tattoos for Daily Updated Hairstyles Collection

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Blog Archive